Ana: Hi, Will! How was the beach?

Will: Don’t touch me! My skin hurts!

Ana: Really? But look at you, all tanned!

Will: I’m not tanned. I’m sunburned.

Ana: Didn’t you wear sunscreen?

Will: Believe me. I wore sunscreen, drank lots of water and avoided
the sun during peak hours.

Ana: So why are you sunburned?

Will: Read the sunscreen bottle.

Ana: Oh my Gosh, it’s expired since 2010!