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Question 1 of 10

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Upon the election of the first Cameron Government, which outrageous statement did Laz first boldly make to the board:

Select one of the following:

  • I really thought Brown was going to make it.

  • I've decided to join the Greens.

  • I've always been a Tory.

  • I'm gay and proud. Take that, h8ers.

Explanation

Question 2 of 10

1

Which star crossed lovers did RoF once consider the greatest romance of all time?

Select one of the following:

  • LA and OB

  • IG and Rara

  • Clergs and Mr Married Man

  • Furio and His Mum

Explanation

Question 3 of 10

1

Is Nexis knocking about?

Select one of the following:

  • True
  • False

Explanation

Question 4 of 10

1

What would Clergham have named her illegitimate child had she not terminated the pregnancy?

Select one of the following:

  • Angus

  • Andrew

  • Hamish

  • Clarence

Explanation

Question 5 of 10

1

Complete the following: Mr Coffee __________

Select one of the following:

  • Has been arrested in Guernsey for fraud.

  • Is another of I_G's sock puppets.

  • Is so frothy.

  • Works for Mossad.

Explanation

Question 6 of 10

1

The retiring owner of Kitchen Cottage is infamously renowned for which village rocking scandal?

Select one of the following:

  • Pizzagate

  • BlindDogGate

  • EggGate

  • MagicianGate

Explanation

Question 7 of 10

1

Which poster should one, at all costs, avoid taking mathematical advice from?

Select one of the following:

  • Le Chiffre

  • Dawn Handbags

  • Dusty

  • Abbeywell

Explanation

Question 8 of 10

1

The correct response to an Archers thread is:

Select one of the following:

  • Wait until someone you know posts, then *waive to* them.

  • *Report as Offensive*

  • Polite disinterest.

  • A stern warning to the training board.

Explanation

Question 9 of 10

1

Which Order of Chilvary did Wellers pompously purport to allocate membership to?

Select one of the following:

  • Order of the Elephant.

  • Order of the Mongoose.

  • Order of the Kangaroo.

  • Order of the Garter.

Explanation

Question 10 of 10

1

Maffew received his OBE for:

Select one of the following:

  • Reducing efficiency for all those under 8PQE in 80% of City firms that didn't block RoF.

  • Saving the Queen's life by jumping on a grenade which, thankfully, turned out to be a dud.

  • Making the World's leading legal site and discussion board.

  • Establishing a scheme to help dumped lawyers find re-employment after the GFC hit.

Explanation

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