1.
I go into dota
I go into dota soundless because carl ed and joe insist on a call
2.
we take like 20mins to find a match because people decline/dont load
we take like 20mins waiting for someone
we find a match in 1min
3.
It's all random so we get only me as support
single draft and only I pick support
all pick and only i pick support
captain's mode and russian captain gives me only support
4.
we get first blood by good co-ordination
we trade 1 for one and get first blood
we trade 1 for 1 and they get first blood
they get first blood on me when i suicide to save carl - joe rages
5.
ed gets messed up mid
joe goes vs the only noob on their team top and does well
me and carl get screwed over by op people
ed does well mid
me and carl do well bot
7.
midgame nobody calls missing and me and carl get 5 man ganked
we all teamfight mid and die
we all teamfight mid and live
ed decides to gank somebody
6.
they stay bot lane and get 2 towers while nobody else comes to help me and carl
we push their mid tower
they push our mid tower
ed helps someone get a double kill
8.
joe rages because we died and lost towers but "he was doing good and got a kill and a tower top" even though all of there team was bot
joe rages because we "ks'd him" in the teamfight even though he is 3 position
joe rages because it was our fault we lost the teamfight
joe rages because ed ganked for us not him even though he is pushing his lane
joe rages because when ed ganked his lane ed got the kills
10.
they take rosh as carl jungles and I die scouting rosh (joe rages)
we go back to each of our lanes having won mid and have effective freefarm (joe rages)
they take rosh having won mid then 5 man top (joe rages)
we push every lane at once (joe somehow manages to rage)
12.
we end the skype call because of joe. He then rages through chat.
we all forgive joe for raging
37.
they gg push us and get to our ancient
we gg push them
they gg push us 2
we gg push them 2
74.
WE WIN BECAUSE IM AWESOME
WE WIN ANYWAY BECAUSE WE GG PUSHED THEM
we loose
