You are lost in a new city and ask a policeman to help you get home. How does he ask where you live?

Tell the pizza delivery guy that you live on Elm Street, in the town of El Dorado.

You are opening an account and the bank teller needs to know where your income is coming from. How does she ask what you do for a living?

You just graduated. Tell your neighbor that you are an engineer.

You are going on a blind date with a friend of your cousin's. Ask her what the guy is like.

You are describing your new boyfriend to your parents. Tell them that he is very smart and good-looking.

Samuel, a classmate of yours, has just done a good deed. Tell him that he is kind and generous.

A relative comments that you and your sister look exactly alike. Tell him that you are thin but your sister is fat.

A stranger at school mistakes you for a teacher. Tell her that you are not a teacher, you are a student.

You are filling out a form which asks for your marital (civil) status. What does it ask?

A stranger walks up to you in a club and wants to talk but you are not interested. Tell him/her that you are married.

Your brother Roberto just proposed to his girlfriend. Tell your aunt that he is engaged.

Your friend wants to come over but she is scared of your parents. Tell her that your parents are strict but nice.

Your friend is interested in your cousin Jaime. Tell her that he is single.