Books are for ____________ ?
cradling whilst lying in the fetal position mewling
the exclusive use of members of your local Rotary club only
Every _________ his [or her] ____________?
reader / face
Goblin / right to freedom of expression
one with even the slightest interest in librarianship / MLS
time I see a US Marshall on the television I want to steal / outfit
Every _________ its __________?
loan / expiry
time I see its written without an apostrophe I think to myself should it really be / or should it be it's
book / dust-jacket
baby goblin / beaker
Save the _____________ of the _________?
lives / ogres
battery / kindle
date / goblin wedding
children, oh god oh god, won't someone, ANYONE think / children
The library is ___________ growing __________?
probably / in size and stature within its local community
definitely not / pot
mowing, not / the lawn
going to regret / an army of goblin-kings