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- 1What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?"Cheap, cheap."
- 2How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
- 3Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"He was studying foreign languages.
- 4Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
- 5Why do farmers put bells on cows?Their horns don't work.
- 6What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?Beer.
- 7What do you call a blind dinosaur?Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
- 8Why did the dinosaur cross the road?It was the chicken's day off.
- 9What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back?A dirty double-crosser.
- 10Why are dogs such bad dancers?They have two left feet.
- 11Why did the dog cross the road?He saw some dog food.
- 12What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?Ruff!
- 13What do donkeys send out near Christmas?Mule-tide greetings.
- 14Why do baby chicks say, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"?They can't say, "Expensive, expensive, expensive."
- 15What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?"Dam."
- 16What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?Homeless.
- 17What did the horse say when he fell?I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
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