Meet Bart Harley

Hello

1. My name is Bart Harley Jarvis.

   • I come from the land down under.
     • aka Australia
     • which is located in the continent of...Australia. Or, if you prefer, Australasia or Oceania.
     • When I was 21, I moved to the land up over.
       • By the land up over, I mean America.
       • And by America, I mean the United States of America.
       • I lived in 3 different cities in the USA.
         • New Orleans
         • San Francisco
         • And Scrantonville.
         • I was trapped in Scrantonville for 20 years.
           • It was awful.
           • After having escaped that God-forsaken town, I moved to a place in England Leicester.
             • Inexplicably, it was pronounced "Lester."
             • Needless to say, upon learning of this spelling-pronunciation discrepancy, I immediately left.