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Quiz von Alain Guillaume, aktualisiert more than 1 year ago
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Erstellt von Alain Guillaume
vor mehr als 9 Jahre
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Frage 1
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Less than 10
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Between 10 and 50
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A lot more than 100
Frage 2
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Beautiful
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Obedient
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A good exportation product
Frage 3
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Vladimir Putin meets cosmonauts.
He says : "Americans walked on the moon. We will do better. We will walk on the sun next year".
A Cosmonaut says : "But, beloved President, we will burn. The sun is too hot !"
What did the President answer ?
Image:
spoutnik (image/jpg)
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"Are you sure ?"
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"It's a capitalist's lie !"
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"You are a cheeky coward !"
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"Our engineers already found solutions to all the problems. We will land at night !"
Frage 4
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I don't think. It's too dangerous.
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I think at the theory of materialism
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I think at Groucho Marx
Frage 5
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Belgian
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American
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Russian
Frage 6
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Russian post made a new stamp with Putin's picture. But you never see it on a postcard. Why ?
Image:
stamp (image/jpg)
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Because people always spit on the wrong side
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Because Russian people are too poor to buy stamps
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Because you need a special authorisation from FSB to buy such stamp
Frage 7
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1 Euro
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There is no difference, comrade
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The rouble is precious : you find it only in Russia and it's not easy to find
Frage 8
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In Moscow, in a restaurant a young Georgian guy looks at his new university certificate.
Where does it come from ?
Image:
georgian (image/jpg)
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It's a false document
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It's a real and legitimate document. He passed real exams
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It's a stolen document
Frage 9
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Which image do you prefear ?
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Image:vodka1 (image/jpg)
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Image:vodka3 (image/jpg)
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Image:vodka9 (image/jpg)
Frage 10
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When the President goes to the restaurant... It's the server who gives a tip
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The President is the only human having a bible with an autograph
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When the President pee against the wind, the wid changes direction
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The President already counted till the infinite. Two times !
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When Google does not find, Google ask to the President
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The President is so powerful, he makes onions cry
Frage 11
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Which of these images gives a good idea of modern Russia ?
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Image:effroi1 (image/jpg)
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Image:effroi2 (image/jpg)
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Image:effroi3 (image/jpg)
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Image:effroi4 (image/jpg)
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Image:effroi5 (image/jpg)
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Image:effroi6 (image/jpg)
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Image:effroi7 (image/jpg)
Frage 12
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A russian father sits at the kitchen table. He is drinking vodka.
His son comes home and says " Father, vodka is more and more expansive. Does it mean you will stop drinking ?"
What answers the father ?
Image:
ivrogne (image/jpg)
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No son. It means you'll have less to eat.
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Yes son
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No son. It means you'll have to work.
Frage 13
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To heat hands when you push them
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To defrost the windshield
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To copy Lamborghinis
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