Vladimir Putin meets cosmonauts.
He says : "Americans walked on the moon. We will do better. We will walk on the sun next year".
A Cosmonaut says : "But, beloved President, we will burn. The sun is too hot !"
What did the President answer ?
A russian father sits at the kitchen table. He is drinking vodka.
His son comes home and says " Father, vodka is more and more expansive. Does it mean you will stop drinking ?"
What answers the father ?