DNA Quotes

DNA Quotes

1. Jan

   • Mark
     • it's not funny because it's not a joke, if it was a joke it would be funny.
       • Oh yeah, Adam was, he was laughing harder than anyone.
   • And you shoulda seen his face, I mean the fear, the, it was so, you had to laugh
     • Does Phil know?

2. Leah

   • I talk too much, so shoot me. So kill me, Phil, call the police, lock me up, rip out my teeth with a pair of rusty pliers
     • Everyone's scared. S'not just me. Pause. We've got each other. We need each other.
       • but if we have done a thing, which we haven't, but if we have then we did it together.
         • they're exactly like chimps, but the tiniest change in their DNA ... The woman was saying that if we'd discovered bonobos before chimps our understanding of ourselves would be very different.
           • It's life that upsets the natural order. It's us that's the anomaly.
             • Maybe that's what's making people happier. Maybe it's just having something to work towards. Together.
               • D'you think we're doomed to behave like people before us did?
                 • I admire you so much.
                   • with the greatest of respect, Adam, you are supposed to be dead.

3. Phil

   • The man who showed Brian his willy in the woods, please keep up, I'm making this up as I go along
     • We're in trouble now. We need your help. If you don't help us we'll kill you. Are you going to help us?
       • I'm in charge. Everyone is happier. What's more important; one person or everyone?
         • I'm gonna do an experiment with this plastic bag. I want you to stay still while I do this experiment

4. Brian

   • I can't face it. They look at me. They look at me like I'm lying and it makes me cry. I can't stand the way they look at me. And then, because I cry, they think I'm telling the truth, but I'm crying because I'm lying and I feel terrible inside
     • I am brilliant at doing what people say.

5. Adam

   • crawling for a long time, I thought, but that was hard to tell, tunnels, scared, I was, I felt like the dark was my fear, do you know what I mean? I was wrapped in it. Like a soft blanket.
     • I'm not coming back

6. Cathy

   • Talk about mad. I mean, it's quite exciting as well, though, isn't it.
     • Well, we thought, you know, I mean you'd given a description so we thought, well, I thought, you know, show initiative, we'll look for a fat balding postman with bad teeth.

7. Richard

   • I've walked all the way from school with these two, with him crying and with her being weird,
     • Why don't you pop down the station and say 'excuse me, but that fat postman with the bad teeth doesn't actually exist, so why don't you let him go?
       • Danny's doing work experience at a dentist's. He hates it. Can't stand the cavities, he says when they open their mouths sometimes it feels like you're going to fall in.

8. John Tate

   • Alright. New rule; that word is banned.
     • That just leaves you, Brian. You crying little piece of filth.

9. Danny

   • Yeah, they've found the man.
   • This is the opposite of Dental college