Animalism

The 7 Comandments

• 1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy
• 2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend
• 3. No animal shall wear clothes
• 4. No animal shall sleep in a bed
• 5. No animal shall drink alcohol
• 6. No animal shall kill another animal
• 7. All animals are created equal

The 7 Comandments (altered)

• 1/2/3. Four legs good, two legs better
• 4. (N/A)
• 5. No animal shall sleep in a bed without sheets
• 6. No animal shall drink alcohol to excess
• 7. All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others