Flashcards

Jokes

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1What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?"Cheap, cheap."
2How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
3Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"He was studying foreign languages.
4Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
5Why do farmers put bells on cows?Their horns don't work.
6What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?Beer.
7What do you call a blind dinosaur?Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
8Why did the dinosaur cross the road?It was the chicken's day off.
9What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back?A dirty double-crosser.
10Why are dogs such bad dancers?They have two left feet.
11Why did the dog cross the road?He saw some dog food.
12What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?Ruff!
13What do donkeys send out near Christmas?Mule-tide greetings.
14Why do baby chicks say, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"?They can't say, "Expensive, expensive, expensive."
15What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?"Dam."
16What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?Homeless.
17What did the horse say when he fell?I've fallen and I can't giddy up!