fun with grammar

GRAMMAR RULES

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• Bildunterschrift: A COMMA AND A FULL STOP WENT FOR A WALK!

EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES

• A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go.
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WHY?

• "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder.
• "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
• The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
• Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES

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• A PANDA: EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES

TEATIME WITH GRANDMA!

SAVE A LIFE, USE A COMMA!

DON'T BE A PSYCHO!

PHOTOSHOP!

KNOW YOUR SH..!

IRONY

TENSE!

A TENSE SITUATION

POSSESSIVE APOSTROPHE

SENTENCE MAKING SENSE :-)

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