food jokes

Question	Answer
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?	Image: 370e5a32-d60c-44b5-9964-b6422e1fc74e (image/jpg)
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?	Image: 163337fb-869f-4f94-88f5-66d64eb6978e (image/jpg)
What do you call a stolen yam?	Image: 08fce540-3043-486f-8644-c1955633481a (image/jpg)
What did the grape say when he was sat on?	Nothing, he just let out a little whine. Image: e3fa3d89-0a67-46a8-af80-50b8598f8d16 (image/jpg)
What did the carrot say to the wheat?	Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. - Shel Silverstein -
Why did the cabbage win the race?	Because it was ahead. Image: d592bff3-e1f2-448e-bed1-85a03bd94a28 (image/jpg)
Why do monkeys eat bananas?	Because they have appeal. Image: dfcf8897-b8f8-447c-96d5-43f94bc0ab57 (image/jpg)
Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?	She was bored with the hole business. Image: 1bf5e5cb-dc70-4b7f-9b83-76e6469b840b (image/jpg)

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	Created by Ruby Payne over 11 years ago